Rumor!!!

Rumor has it - Obama has come up with the most brilliant jobs creating plan in history! It will turn this economy around overnight! It will drop unemployment back to under 6%. Companies will start moving back to the U.S. and hiring again. Food stamps will no longer be the number one currency. Insurance and medical costs will drop again. Our debt will start to drop quickly. And all he has to do next week in his speech to accomplish all of this is say 2 words: "I QUIT!..."

The Promised Land

Got this off Facebook...had to share it here (didn't want the flashback from some of my liberal friends!!)

5000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land to China!

The Truth!

"A professor taught during the day and did research at night, usually taking a break about 9pm. To relax, he'd log in to an online war game and play as part of a team.
One night, he was paired with a veteran of the game, a master strategist. With him at the helm, the professor's team crushed opponent after opponent, and after six games they were still undefeated. At that point, the master strategist told the professor that he had to log off - his mother was making him go to bed.
'How old are you?' he typed.
'Twelve,' he replied. 'How old are you?'
Feeling his face redden, the professor answered.....

"Eight."

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'

The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear
the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'

The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.

Gibson was satisfied.

Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out
my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to
happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was
on the job till the end.'

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Williams dictated his comments.

He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

The leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr.. U..S. Marine, what
is your final wish?

'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine...

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.

In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'

'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?'

If You Are Not Willing To Stand Behind Our Troops, Please, Please Feel Free To Stand In Front Of Them!

Windex Tip

Keep this in mind as you are doing your cleanup chores.

New use for WINDEX. I haven't checked www.snopes.com to see if this actually works or not...but they say,

If you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked, you should sniff some WINDEX first.

It'll keep you from streaking.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

We're broke ASS AMERICAN'S!!

We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless, ect.....

In the last few months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey.

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive to aid or get any breaks while our governement and religious organizations pour Hundreds of Millions of $$$$'s and Tons of Food into Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

USA, a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment - etc, etc....

Yet........

The have a 'Benefit' for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, doctors, and medical supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVENMENT* gave 'us' the same support they give to other countries.

Sad, isn't it?? (for the record, my solution does not include dumping more $$$ into welfare/entitlement programs here, rather not blowing millions in other countries...many who just plainly don't like us!!)

Gate Crashers - Understanding AZ in One Easy Lesson

Got this from someone I know and had to share:


This was written by a Mexican who is now a naturalized US Citizen, and I think it's a great explanation of the illegal immigration issue.

Here is the quote:

"If you had tickets to a sports event, concert, Disneyland, or for an airline flight, and when you got to your assigned seat you found someone else was in that seat, what would you do?

You would call for a person in charge of ticket checking and have the person in your seat removed. You would properly be asked to show your ticket, and you would gladly and proudly do so, for you have bought and paid for that seat. The person in your seat would also be asked for a ticket, which they would not be able to produce. They would be called "gate crashers" and they would properly be removed.

Now in this huge stadium called the USA we have had millions of gate crashers. We have been asking security to check for tickets and remove the gate crashers. We have been asking security to have better controls in checking at the door. We have asked security to lock the back doors.

Security has failed us. They are still looking the other way. They are afraid to ask to see the tickets. Many people say there is unlimited seating, and whether there is or not, no one should be allowed in for free while the rest of us pay full price!

In "section AZ", of "Stadium USA," we have had enough of the failures of Security. We have decided to do our own ticket checking, and properly remove those who do not have tickets.

Now it seems very strange to me that so many people in the other 49 "sections", and even many in our own "section" do not want tickets checked, or even to be asked to show their ticket! Even the head of Security is chastising us, while not doing his own job, which he has sworn to do.

My own ticket has been bought and paid for, so I am proudly going to show it when asked to do so. I have a right to my seat, and I want the gate crashers to be asked to show their tickets too.

The only reason that I can imagine anyone objecting to being asked for their ticket is that they are in favor of gate crashing, and all of the illegal activities that go with it, such as drug smuggling, gang wars, murder, human smuggling for profit, and many more illegal and inhumane acts that we are trying to prevent with our new legislation.

Is that what I am hearing from all of the protesters such as Phoenix Mayor Gordon, US Rep. Grijalva, even President Obama? If you are not in favor of showing tickets, (proof of citizenship, passport, green card, or other legal document) when asked, as I would do proudly, then you must be condoning those illegal activities.”


Written by a US Citizen, Globe, Arizona .

This makes perfect sense to me. What do you think?

Since Obama has never shown his ticket, I guess he feels obligated to not ask others to show theirs.

Do not know for sure if this is really an actual posting, but even if it isn't, it sure does a great job of putting things into persective!